Funny OneLiners

Bangalore has been worst hit by traffic, commuters across the city speeding from east to west, north to south continue honking and finally reach at a signal which takes more than 20 minutes to cross. I am bored, exasperated, tired, drenched sometimes. But at times, its worth giggling, reading these lines stuck on the rear window of vehicles.

Smirking LOL..

Read on

I hate cheat gals

Dil dosti aur hoshiyaari

Kaamabhoomi

Just Wink and I will do the rest

Mom says no racing!!

Please come slow

Mast maja maadu

Lets race and win the trophy from the gal

My girlfriend is here

Tumko Mardaangi ka vaasta

Baby doll hu sone di

Papa kehte hai bada naam karega

God will teach you

I owe u a ride

Aaja meri gaadi me bait ja

Honk loudly

Rider is sleeping

Surf your inner strength than the internet

Mard ko dard nahi hota

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Question Yourself

How often have you thought about a brilliant thought, yet felt sluggish to begin once again?

How often have you shut an overloading tap close by?

How often have you switched off the appliances while leaving the room?

How often have you helped an old man cross the street?

How often have you served the poor and needy?

How often have you disposed the junk precisely in the dustbin?

How often have you switched off  your phone in the classroom?

How often have you seen a little girl begging and shooed her away?

How often have you fed a stray dog with left over meals?

How often have you purchased vegetables from the old lady without bargaining?

How often have you reached your workstation on time?

How often have you completed your task without delaying?

How often have you encouraged a child learn a good deed?

How often have you held your parents hand and showed them love and care?

How often have you checked on your friends’ emotions?

How often have you bought products made in your country?

How often have you donated money to the orphanage?

How often have you visited an old age home?

How often have you thanked your mother for making all the arrangements early this morning?

How often have you expressed gratitude toward your dad for lifting you up late night from the station?

How often have you vacated a seat for a senior citizen?

How often have you kept your surroundings clean?

How often have you followed the traffic rules?

How often have you cheered a person feeling lonely?

How often have you appreciated others or said sorry/thank you just to make them feel good?

How often have you pardoned somebody regardless of the possibility that they weren’t right?

How often have you made someone feel special?

How often have you rectified a person doing a wrong thing?

How often have you confronted a person than affront him verbally?

How often have you chosen the right candidate in the elections?

How often have you connected a perfect thought?

How often have you hurt your conscience?

How often have you felt cheerful about yourself toward the day’s end?

How often have you done all of this and still feel there is time to moralize and improve yourself than cribbing about the nation?

If not, let’s join our hands in large and implement simple things we feel are obsolete or were left due to norms. Let’s deal with a better self-image and lets prosper as a clean soul, as an individual, as a leader, as a charmer who works to create his/her self and still care for the people around.
Let your light shine!!

 

  • In collaboration with Kavitha Kamath

Worst fellow travellers with you

How does it feel to travel in solitude, get onto a plane/transport/train and locate some eccentric creatures alongside you grinning repulsively,smiling obnoxiously, talking, whining just to dispose of you. (Smirks)

Snoring like a loud horn

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Now and then a roof fan without a controller is greatly improved than a person who is wheezing like a horn. The sound is so boisterous and feels like there was an alert called for emergency exit.

Pardon me, roaring and roaring, the old man is snoring!!

Nappy time

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Baby has peed, pooed in his nappy and the only place available to change the baby’s diaper is the place by you. Yikes; vacant seat 🙂
You ought to have carried a crate of tissues and enough perfumes…:( while the more youthful children kicking your seat and pulling the pad until you truly take a gander at them indignantly. Grrrrrrr

Can you pass the newspaper ??

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When you purchase a perusing material and you are charmed in it. Abruptly, you get your neighbor peeping onto. That is the manner by which you pass a distrustful grin at him and after that he asks you the supplement.

News chronicles exactly at Rs.3/. Cant you get one?

Hogging like never before

Whether in a train or in a transport, you discover them eating covetously like he has been starving for a considerable length of time, crunching till the last moment of flight, biting gums persistently, tensely sitting tight for the following chai-wala. Where does the rubbish go?

Reply: Out of the window simply hitting you. It’ s like somebody wakes you by sprinkling water all over as if it showered on a speeding train. Check to ensure your nearby neighbor more likely than not washed his hands.

Though travel is fun, adventurous bus and train rides, straining flights i still have stories to start and finish.

 

Destiny!!

So, this girl is on her journey meeting different people, circumstances… somewhere down the line she reaches a stage where she strikes back as she does not want to be lose herself in this world. She has her identity, her status; she is trying to know herself. She is happy in her little world of dreams; a girl who is running behind butterflies,blowing bubbles,watching a duck , jumping off a tree, throwing stones in a lake, loving a puppy, helping a nanny, eating sour berries , winking at a stranger, playing in puddles, laughing loud, screaming, sitting on a swing, wearing a cute frock, dancing….. Behind all these little things of joy, there is dark side she does not want to enter…….

And she dint hear it ever after

Chirping of birds and laughter

Trailing blaze began to fade

Battling for life she started to wade

Dark whispering of woods

Galloping and unsettled covered by hoods

A voice raised above high and strong

Merrily paddling, singing the torch song

She was glued to torments and bruise

Her obsessed mind sailed a new cruise

Little she knew, little she learnt

Tragedies that she burnt

She swam across her destiny

Away from the mutiny

Finally winning a storm

Raising a brow with a medal in her arm.images

Togetherness

Look at the shadows outside
The bright moon is calling you
The wind is caressing your face
A beautiful story unfolds itself
Someone wants to get close to you
Knowing each and every thought of yours
Your dreams of secret words
Sharing all the space and silence
Getting a step closer each day
Holding hands of togetherness

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5 types of people you will always meet.

A few people are among the angels, known for their heavenly talks.

In any case few individuals have such an elite slant, with regards to managing the vital marvels you know they vanish.

Here are some of them:

1. Stingy

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They are known for never spending a solitary penny notwithstanding to buy a solitary plate of idli(celebrated South Indian dish) amid lunch hours. They continue thinking whether to eat or not to eat. While putting in a request, they placidly state “I am not hungry” or “I will eat later. Spare that additional buck. Well, grasped to share plates. They need to purchase a rundown of things, stroll with you to such a variety of shops, take a stab at everything conceivable, ask substitution essentially, search for various hues like they are going to exhaust their entire compensation at one shot. Their bills shout, wallets discuss being poor (Will you stop) me now thing. They will check, gripe, deal, they will search for each and every detail, even which the retailer more likely than not missed. They will begin once more, search for different shops, chart book say “I didn’t discover anything” , Forget it!! Toward the end, purchase a plate of Pani Puri and return home.

2. Boasters

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Liar Liar, pants on fire!! You adore their company just to ensure like you will love to mimic them over and over. The hush shared across when they open their mouth. You have a craving for punching their face left and right. They cherish talking, yapping constant about anything. What is the one thing they have not attempted yet?? Windbag about the new telephone they purchased, its components, its shading, its shape and all the ideal extras, you will practically by-heart the item depiction like a catalog to any other individual. They will depict each and every ounce they saw at the Disney arrive, (veritably a neighborhood reasonable) how they spent the night at the bar, the atmosphere, the apartment, as though they were the only ones who traversed 7 oceans. You know 1 burger costs 1 dollar. Is it ?? Whats a burger.

3. Irresponsible

They say they will be there at whatever point you require, like you are their half brother. Best mates re-united. They flaunt their assets however when you truly require some assistance, they require wake up caution calls, they never react, overlook, put on a show to be outstation. “It would be ideal if you leave a voice message”. They need to deal with everybody around like a major Nanny. You should choose when really you require some reason to not ask them. You call them all the more regularly however you hear different reasons. They should leave a recorded message always “Sad I am inaccessible”. Be that as it may, you said you will be there and get the baggage picked from the station. Hello!! Tire puncture.

4. Sleepy siesta

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They blabber which you fail to get it. They yawn throughout the day, at work, park, walk, gym,shop ,(LOL) railroad station bench?? So drowsy. Think about a place and you discover them sleeping. Weekend getaways are their beds. Their most loved recreational activity in life is resting. What did you do last Saturday-Sunday. Ok! “I was so lazy”. Like God had blended some sleep initiating pills amid their introduction to the world. Their lone zest in life is expanding number of nap hours. Get up at 11:59 AM, have food and only few zzzzzz’s.

5.  Selfie addicts

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Front camera was introduced to snap, snap and snap. You go on a trek in a gathering, while that one individual is posturing for a selfie. You pivot and they are again posturing for another selfie. Day and Night is only a begin, you become more acquainted with their entire Auto Biography in pictures, SELFIE TIME (on the bed, having espresso, at the Gym, riding bicycle, trial room, with pets, attempting new recipe, new serving of mixed greens, new hairdo, new date, down with fever, beating cool hack, eating pani puri, eatery menu, asserting his new BMW, 1000 garments. The exact opposite thing left to posture for is a selfie s(H)itting on a WC. Keep the poop in your organizer not on the announcement.

All things considered, life is a hotshot be it any online networking or simply get together’s. Indeed, even celebrations are turning a yakkity yak. On a little note: Meet increasingly individuals to become more acquainted with new characters, whom you may have missed listening to.

 

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